By Heather Zeman

(orginally featured in our July/August 2001) issue

People love lists. How else can you explain David Letterman’s six books centered around his infamous nightly “Top Ten”? When we set out to compile our list of 100 reasons to love the Valley, one of the big concerns was how to make it interesting for our audience. Most of us are inundated with lots of lists every day: “to-do” lists, birthday wish lists, and of course, the oft-ignored (at least at my house) grocery list. So, why would you want to read another one?

You’d want to because it’s all about you. To be more specific, it’s about the things that make this region great. We’ve tried to capture some of the essence of the Valley with this list, though it quickly became obvious that a list of 100 would barely put a dent into it. Chances are, you’ll be able to think of 10 things off the top of your head that we missed, and in all honesty, that’s a very good thing. In the words of Mae West, “Too much of a good thing is wonderful.” So sit back, relax, and enjoy all the great things the Valley has to offer.

Good Times

Great Allentown Fair

Some Lehigh Valley events are rooted in tradition and others are rooted in, well, roots. And perhaps even a few livestock. In fact, although younger fair-goers and new-comers to the area might not realize it, the Great Allentown Fair originally was launched in 1852 by the Lehigh County Agricultural society to fulfill the group’s mission of improving and advancing agriculture, horticulture, livestock, and domestic and mechanic arts. And while the Agricultural society still runs the Fair today, a quick walk through the neon-lit midway reveals how much this annual end-of-summer event has change since its early days. Today the judging and exhibiting of live-stock and agricultural products is blended with a variety of musical performances, amusement rides, and miles and miles of concession stands. Indeed, the Great Allentown Fair offers something for everyone, and that’s why it is still going strong after more than a century.

Café Aaron Jazz Series

Café Aaron owner and trumpeter Richard master knows jazz. Even better, as the successful owner of MCS Industries Inc., in Easton, Master has shown that he knows business. And in a region notoriously indifferent to live music that doesn’t include tattooed, pierced artists performing ear-splitting “alternative” rock, that unique combination of business smarts and an ear for great music has helped to create the much needed Café Aaron Jazz series. Want alternative? Master’s got your alternative right here, pal: hours of great jazz every Friday and Saturday night from some of the region’s top musicians, accompanied by fine wines and decadent bistro food from one of the best restaurants in town. Like, cool, man.

Musikfest

Combine a warm summer night, a cold drink, good food and some toe-tapping live music and you clearly have a “Dear Diary” moment in the making. Multiply that by 10 days and about a million people and you have Musikfest. Held each August in downtown Bethlehem, Musikfest—dubbed American’s Music Festival—attracts performers and visitors from around the world to 15 outdoor and six indoor venues in the city’s streets, parks, colleges and churches. In addition to top-name talent and sell-out shows, each year Musikfest also draws hundreds of local, regional, national, and international artists who offer more than 1,000 free performances during the two-week event. With everything from Bach and bluegrass to reggae and rap, not to mention some all-American rock ‘n roll, you’re sure to be dancing in the streets in no time.

Kutztown PA German Festival

The locals can immediately tell that you’re an out-of-towner if you pronounce Kutztown (“kootstown”) as “cutstown.” And if you turn up your nose at Pennsylvania Dutch delicacies like pickled pig’s feet and scrapple, they’ll know that you’re a foreigner, for sure.

But you’ll quickly learn about local food and crafts and games and culture at the annual, nine-day festival, beginning at the end of June and running through July 4.

By the end of your visit, you’ll be partying like the Plain People. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself buying a sunbonnet, nibbling funnel cake and dancing merrily at the hoe-down (also known as “Pennsylvania Dutch aerobics”). Afterward, pay a visit to the last four professional hex sign painters and the last horn comb maker in the country, and take a rid on the nation’s last horse-drawn carousel. By the time you’ve been fully acclimated, you won’t even blanch at one of the festival’s biggest attractions, the mock hanging of Susanna Cox. The hangings take place several times each day, recreating the 19th-century execution of the infamous Berks County servant girl who murdered her illegitimate baby. And they say the Dutch don’t know how to have fun.

Das Awkscht Fescht

Unless you’re accustomed to using phrases like “Hey nah,” don’t try to pronounce the name of this annual three-day festival, just get out there and enjoy it! Das Awkscht Fescht is a fun-filled vent held at Macungie Memorial Park every August, and features as its centerpiece one of the largest antique, classic, and sports car shows in the country. This year, organizers expect over 3,000 wheeled entries to invade the park—a sight to behold, according to one guest at least year’s fescht who says he spent the entire day “looking at cool cars and eating funnel cakes.” For those incomprehensible souls who think a whole day of ogling Corvettes and eating fried dough isn’t the epitome of summer, the event offers other incredibly delicious Pennsylvania Dutch delectables, live entertainment, special children’s shows, crafts displays and lots of vendors.

Fourth of July Fireworks

Like many places across the country, the Lehigh Valley celebrates the nation’s birthday with picnics, parades, backyard barbecues and its own depiction of the rockets red glare—or should we say red, white and blue? Indeed, during the first week in July it might be tough to find a town or municipality in the Lehigh Valley that doesn’t sponsor some sort of July 4th fireworks display in honor of American independence. Think thee are just run of the mill fireworks? Not even close! We’ve got downtown rooftop seating, live music and even paratroopers gliding in to help celebrate.

The Lehigh Valley Charity Duck Derby

“It’s a beautiful sight,” sighs Tom Kwiatek, the Derby’s self appointed Duckmeister, “to see twenty thousand rubber ducks being dumped into the Delaware River.”

Held during the Easton Heritage Day celebration, the Derby has attracted quite a number of spectators and fans. The Duckmesier believes it’s the “cuteness of the ducks” that have contributed to the Duck Derby’s success, but he also knows that the Valley rallies around good causes.

In the weeks prior o the Derby, ducks can be adopted through various charities around the Lehigh Valley. “Quack-tracked” through their ID numbers, the ducks take the plunge into the Delaware via a cement mixer above the river. The first “lucky duck” to make it into the duck trap wins the grand prize for its adoptive parents.

Christkindlmarkt

If the shopping mall commercialism surrounding the Christmas holiday leaves you feeling a bit Grinch-like, Bethlehem’s christkindlmarkt may be just the lace for you to recapture the Christmas spirit. An annual holiday market featuring an assortment of handmade crafts, holiday music, delicious foods, children’s activities and more, Christkindlmarkt offers some thing to delight people of all ages. Held in two heated tents under the Hill-to-Hill Bridge at spring and Main streets in Bethlehem, the event typically begins the day after Thanksgiving and runs for four consecutive weekends, giving you plenty of time to find the perfect gift.

Celtic Fest

For three days each September, the jaunty tunes of Irish song, the rich aroma of meat pie and the colorful flair of Scottish kilts turn Bethlehem into a slice of the Celtic world.

Follow the lead of traditional Irish Ceili dancers or root for your favorite in the high-energy Highland Dance Competition. The haggis-eating contest will test your appetite and endurance. (FYI: haggis is sheep stomach filled with mutton, onions and oatmeal.)

Be sure to check out the Highland Games, where world-class athletes hurl 18-foot, 165-pound logs in the caber toss. Trainers will show you the amazing herding ability of border collies.

Over forty Celtic and Celtic-American musicians, bands, athletes and storytellers will also be on hand. The festival kicks off September 29 at the Bethlehem Ice House with a tin whistle performance by area schoolchildren.

PA Shakespeare Festival

For lots of people, Shakespeare is the guy who said with 25 words what could really be said in 10. For residents of the valley however, old Will’s wordiness is cause for celebration.

The Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival, touted as the official Shakespeare festival of the Commonwealth, celebrates its tenth anniversary this year at its home base at DeSales University. For 12 weeks, festival goers experience the Bard’s works being brought to life by some of the top actors, directors, and set designers in the country. This year’s productions are Romeo and Juliet and A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

Christmas Vespers at Moravian College and Seminary

If the Moravians ever wanted to showcase their heritage, there’d be no better place to start than at this hauntingly beautiful service held each Christmas season. Each year, about 5,000 participants and guests settle in for one of six services featuring liturgists, soloists and lectors from Moravian College and Moravian Theological Seminary. The lights of the Central Moravian Church on Main Street are dimmed, beeswax candles are distributed and lit, and as soloists, choir, and congregation sing hymns, you’ll be reminded that the holidays really don’t revolve around the mall. The college holds the Christmas Vespers services for members of the community and limited seating for the public is available by ticket only. Write to the college well in advance for yours, and keep your fingers crossed.

Mayfair

Traffic rarely slows down along Cedar Parkway, but you can count on it dawdling in late May as the artists and sculptors for Mayfair transform the creekside into an outdoor art gallery.

Held on the Thursday through Monday of Memorial Day weekend, Mayfair has gracefully guided summer into the Valley since 1987, with a cavalcade of arts. “We spend a lot of time trying to be sure there’s something for everyone,” explains Eric Christ, one of the event’s associate directors. Boy, do they! With one hundred and fifty juried craftspeople and artists offering their original works, over two hundred and fifty free performances, and demonstrations of the culinary arts, there truly is something for everyone at Mayfair!

Lights in the Parkway

The lights first went on in the Parkway in November of 1996 and have quickly become a holiday tradition of many families. Every year from Thanksgiving until New Years, car take a leisurely 1.7 mile stroll along the Lehigh Parkway to catch the spirit of the season with the impressive light display.

Last years event was highlighted by the appearance of Old Man Winter, who faithfully blew snowflakes to the delight of many of the visitors. Other favorites in this winter wonderland were skiers blinking down a hill, Rudolph jumping over the road, and snowflakes dancing merrily in the trees.

Elvis Birthday Bash

“I’m just a hung, a hunk of burning love…” Lyrics like that really need no introduction, but suffice it to say, Elvis has not left the building!

All clichés aside, the King’s legend is alive and well and celebrated annually at the State Theater’s Elvis Birthday Bash in January. From the trademark lip curl and swiveling hips to the intimately crooned love songs, area Elvis fans are treated to some of the top impersonators in the business, as they pay tribute to the King. This one of a kind show premiered in 1997 and has been a sell-out every year since.

Great Outdoors

Trexler Game Preserve

Time for a pop quiz: a popular Valley attraction since 1906, the Trexler Game Preserve has what unique claim to fame? Give up? The mother of “Trigger,” Roy Rogers’ first horse, once was a resident!

Little known trivia aside, the Schnecksville organization was created with a serious purpose in mind. General Harry C. Trexler, a rancher from Jackson Hole, Wyoming, founded the preserve to save big game animals from extinction, envisioning a private area where big game could roam freely and propagate undisturbed. A curator at the Bronx Zoo advised Trexler that both elk and bison could thrive in the Valley, and thanks in part to their efforts, these species continue to survive today.

In addition to communing with a wide variety of exotic animals, including the lynx, the bobcat, and the river otter, visitors can enjoy special events such as a butterfly festival, zoo-olympics for kids, and an Australian celebration with visits from kangaroos and wallabies. And if you’ve ever wondered what animals do after the public goes home, join in the Explore and Snore overnight adventure. You can even feed the animals breakfast in the morning! (FYI: bison take their coffee black.)

Cedar Beach

The weeping willows that outline Cedar Creek are the true first harbingers of spring. Even before the robins start to nest, the majestic willows begin to turn the palest shade of green and slowly coerce the trees around them to get in on the act. Allentown’s Cedar Beach is home to a spectacular collection of trees, flowers, and ponds, as well as a variety of recreational activities.

An oasis in the midst of the city, many tend to think of it as only the area around the boating lake, when in fact, Cedar Beach extends from Cedar Crest Boulevard all the way to 20th street. John Fasloka, Allentown’s Director of Parks, says that people come to the park to fish in the creek, play basketball and volleyball, walk on the trail, swim in the pool, have a picnic, or just sit on a bench and meditate. No matter your reason for going, Cedar Beach promises to remind you to slow down and enjoy the great outdoors.

Crystal Cave

“It’s scary, Daddy, but fun scary. And we saw a bat!” Kids find it easy to rhapsodize about this under-play-ground located just outside Kutztown, and who can blame them? A 45-minute tour inside the most-visited cave in Pennsylvania inspires oohs and aahs from guests of all ages, who view geological marvels with names like “The Cathedral Chamber,” and “The Giant’s Tooth.”

Can’t seem to master the difference between stalagmites and stalactites? The Cave’s trained guides will be glad to enlighten you. When you’re done underground, Crystal Cave also features an 18-hole miniature golf course, a neat little luncheonette, and the favorite attraction of generations of visitors, the Rock and Mineral Shop. Rare indeed is the Lehigh Valley schoolchild who has returned from a Crystal Cave filed trip without a shiny geological treasure or two.

Sand Island

Every year over 200,000 people, from infants to seniors, play, relax, exercise, and enjoy special events at Sand Island, located between the Lehigh River and Lehigh Canal along Bethlehem’s National Heritage Corridor.

This mile long park, developed in 1992, “is one of Bethlehem’s most historic and popular recreational areas,” according to Charles Brown, Parks & Recreation Director, who says the park “with something for everyone” includes facilities for tennis, basketball, fishing, walking, running, and biking.

Sand Island also showcases the historic Ice House, renovated into a performing arts center in 1996, which has two theaters and studio/classroom areas. The Ice House programs include concerts, theatrical performances, puppet shows, summer day camps, workshops, and interactive historic displays.

Josiah White Canal Boat Ride

In an age when we throw a tantrum if someone is going under 65 miles an hour on the freeway, it’s nice to find a place where you can turn off your internal “hurry meter.” On the Josiah White II canal boat ride, passengers move only as fast as a couple of mules can carry them.

The ride, which leaves from the High Moore Park in Easton, lasts about 40 minutes. Locals and visitors alike are known to settle back as a costumed interpreter spins colorful tales of canal life and leads his charges in some good-old-fashioned canal songs.

Afterwards, canal riders are invited to tour the nearby Locktender’s House, or visit the National Canal Museum, a little-known treasure just above the Crayola Factory.

Wildlands Conservancy

“Many of our natural open areas—including parks, state owned lands and recreational environments—are protected but there is much more work to do,” says tom Kerr, President of Wildlands Conservancy.

Dedicated to nature education, protection, and awareness, the Conservancy has been instrumental in protecting nearly 32,000 acres of land in eastern Pennsylvania.

Kerr says the conservancy facilitates that protection by creating access to natural areas, purchasing or helping to purchase critical natural or recreational areas and educating the public about the value of preservation and the importance of good stewardship.

The Conservancy offers numerous outdoor educational programs, like the 4-mile biking and canoeing journey called Bike & Boat, and the upcoming Lehigh River Sojourn, all of which help to introduce thousands of adults and children to the wonders of the Valley’s precious natural resources.

Lost River Caverns

Awesome in its natural splendor, Lost River Caverns in Hellertown applies a minimalist approach to its amateur spelunking adventure. Other than handrails, walkways and lighting, the Caverns look pretty much the way they did before they were discovered in 1883. Named after a crystal-clear stream that flows through the caverns, the site is actually a series of underground limestone chambers, and quite young by geological standards: at roughly 250,000 years old, this little gem of an attraction is merely an adolescent. Visitors love the illuminated array of minerals on display on the underground walking tour and the great geological souvenirs in the Gilman Museum.

Malcolm Gross Memorial Rose Garden

Spring Saturday afternoons find the Rose Garden at Parkway and Ott Streets in Allentown’s West End crowded with wedding parties and photographers.

On a typical Saturday in late May or June, 20 to 40 wedding groups use the Rose Garden, says local photographer John Kutzko.

The 84,000-square-foot garden features a stream and wooden bridge, fountains, a gazebo, and 60 varieties of roses in 64 beds—more than 2,400 roses total.

Developed in 1931 and named after former Allentown mayor Malcolm W. Gross, the Rose Garden is also one of the nation’s 117 All-America Rose Selection Test Gardens. In 1975, then again from 1993 through 1996, Allentown’s rose garden won an award for the finest maintenance and landscaping in the country.

Hawk Mountain Sanctuary

Looking for a great place to take a “mental health day?”

Fall is the best time to ditch you cubicle and take a scenic drive to the Hawk Mountain Sanctuary in Kempton. The first refuge in the world for birds of prey, the Sanctuary plays host to roughly 18,000 hawks, eagles, and falcons each year. The last week of September and the first week of October is “sharpie” season. That’s when these plucky forest hawks—the jet-fighters of the raptor world—cruise in, right above the heads of awestruck avian aficionados.

Hiking trails at the sanctuary will challenge people of all fitness levels. If you’re looking for a major workout, hit the River of Rocks Loop. It’s only 4 miles long, but it takes up to five hours to complete because of elevation changes and the rockiness of the trail. Thinking of something a bit less strenuous? The 300-yard South Lookout is accessible to everyone via a graded trail.

Between the scenery, and the sunshine, we won’t blame you for not wanting to go back to the office.

Star Parties on South Mountain

Star Parties are a great way to get to know some heavenly bodies, and believe it or not, they’re also G-rated.

Hosted by the Lehigh Valley Amateur Astronomical Society, these monthly get-togethers were created to help the society’s members and the general public “to show their appreciation of the heavens,” according to Ray Harris, LVAAS treasurer and former director. During these gatherings guests can take advantage of the society’s planetarium and three observatories. Plus, Harris says members often bring their own telescopes and are more than willing to offer impromptu Astronomy 101 lessons, covering topic ranging from the basics of telescope use to unique characteristics of the planets in the solar system.

Pennsylvania Dutch Hex Tour

Though the name sounds like a really bad horror flick, Hex Highway is actually a beautiful look into our own heritage. The “highway” is a stretch of Old Route 22 in Berks County populated by dozens of Pennsylvania Dutch barns painted with hex signs—decorative circles that range from four to 10 feet in diameter and typically feature geometric designs such as six-, eight- or 12-pointed stars.

Contrary to popular belief, hex sings—or barn stars, their correct name—have no superstitious meaning. Instead, they’re just “for nice,” a type of folk art that also decorated Pennsylvania Dutch baptismal certificates, chests and coverlets.

The Dutch Hex Tour Association (610-562-8577) offers free maps directing sightseers past 60 hex sign adorned barns from Fogelsville to Bernville.

Hiking at Delaware Water Gap

This place is hiker’s heaven. Whether you’re out for a little quarter-mile stroll or are looking for a challenging seven mile trek, you can find a path to suit you at the Delaware Water Gap. Trails lead you through fragrant forests, past bunches of Mountain Laurel, and alongside creeks stuffed with trout.

If you’re into history, you might want to try one of the oldest trails at the Water Gap. Originally dug by the Dutch circa 1630, the Coppermine Trail was used to help workers get to work at the nearby mines.

Be sure to bring comfortable walking shoes, of course, and don’t leave litter, or you might receive an unexpected visit from one of the Gap’s large, furry residents.

Lehigh Canal Towpath

The next time someone tells you to take a hike, try a nice long walk—from Easton to Allentown—along the Lehigh Canal Towpath. The path actually extends from Easton to Jim Thorpe, with an extension to White Haven. It also links with the Delaware Canal Path in Easton and crosses the Appalachian Trail at the Lehigh Gap.

Originally the towpath was used by mules to transport coal boats, but today its scenic backdrop is preferred by bikers, walkers, and runners. If you can’t do the whole trek on foot, you can access it at Freemansburg Park, Sand Island in Bethlehem, and Canal Park in Allentown.

Gastronomica

Allentown Fairgrounds Farmers Market

Paul Bedway isn’t one to brag, but he says customers at his produce stand, Bedway’s Banana Boat, tell him how much they like the Fairground Farmers Market. “A guy from California told me this is the best market he’s ever been to. I’ve even had people from New York City tell me that, and that’s a place where you can find anything.” And after just one trip around the Market’s one hundred fifty friendly vendors, fresh food connoisseurs will agree that the fairground market could give the Big Apple a run for its money.

Open from Thursday through Saturday every week, except during the Allentown Fair, the Market boasts a variety of produce, meats, fish, poultry, baked items, and many other goodies. Take a stroll and treat yourself to a soft pretzel, or a steamy bowl of clam chowder, or some kiffles, or a spicy pickle, or a turkey jerky, or a scoop of rice pudding, or…

Local Wineries

If you can get over the lack of snob appeal of a Pennsylvania Pinot Grigio or a commonwealth Cabernet—and we know you can, because Lehigh Valley residents are famously unpretentious—you might be surprised to hear that our region boasts two of the best wineries in the state. Franklin Hill, tucked back in Bangor, offers an array of whites, reds, sparkling, and fruit wines, many of which can be sampled right inside the winery if you drop in. Clover Hill, located in Breinigsville, offers a similar lineup, a winery tour and tasting, and distribution through six Lehigh and Berks county locations. Though you’d never know it after this winter, Pennsylvania climate and terrain offer some of the best conditions for vineyards east of the Rockies. Franklin Hill and Clover Hill are but two of a total 68 quality wineries in the state. Now, if we could only find a really good Brie fromagerie…

Local Candy Makers

Look out, Hershey! The Valley may soon hold the title of candy capital of Pennsylvania. Four prominent candy makers, Josh Early, Just born, Cherrydale Farms and Premise Maid call the area home. Just born, headquartered in Bethlehem, has an international reach with those incredible marshmallow Peeps, while Josh Early, in Allentown, remains regional with its heavenly dark chocolate mousse truffles. Cherrydale Farms, of Upper Macungie, is the nation’s leading supplier of fundraising programs and candy products to schools and organizations. Premise Made, of Breinigsville, has been creating “scrumptious sweets” like the Peanut Supreme for more than two decades.

Why the Valley? They were attracted by the dairy farms, says one candy company official. But whatever the reason, Valley residents, and their collective sweet tooth, are glad to have them.

Mrs. T’s

On those really bad days when you crave a comfort food, forget about French fries and chocolate. Pierogies are the best thing for you. After all, don’t the pierogie gurus at Mrs. T.s—the Schuylkill County-based producers of these tasty little potato cakes—tell us that pierogies are “happy food for happy people?” And really, who are we to argue?

Go ahead and pretend you’re Polish for a day. Pack up the family and head for pierogie heaven, a.k.a. Mrs T’s headquarters, just a one-hour drive from the Lehigh Valley. Not only will you get the unique chance to learn pierogie history (and how many of us can say that?), but you’ll get the chance to sample the wares as well.

Don’t have time for a trip to Schuylkill County? Just stop by one of the Yocco’s restaurants in the Valley, where customers consider pierogies a nice complement to their hot dogs.

Spring Valley Inn

If you have a craving for oyster stew in May, don’t bother stopping by the Spring Valley Inn because there won’t be any. And, you’ll pretty much be out of luck in June, July and August, too. But come September, you might want to think about calling ahead for reservations, because that’s when the Center Valley eatery’s popular shellfish creation returns to the menu and dedicated patrons flock ot the restaurant to make up for lost time. “people come from all over,” says waitress Karen Hubbard. “The oysters breed in the summer so we only serve oyster stew in months that an “R” to give them a chance to make new little oysters.”

In addition to its long-standing support of mollusk love, the Spring Valley Inn, founded in 1860, is known for a vast selection of mouth-watering seafood dishes. So it might be in your best interests to call ahead for reservations, especially during warmer months, when diners can sit outside and enjoy the beauty of the grounds.

A-Treat Red Cream Soda

Part soda-pop, part confection, and as different from mass-produced cola as a soda can get, A-Treat’s Red Cream Soda has a fanatical following among Valley residents who worship its unique taste and Ferrari-red color. Bottled since 1918 by A-Treat Bottling Company in Allentown, this one of a kind beverage has held its own amongst an almost legendary line-up of diverse A-Treat flavors that range from lime to sarsaparilla—it’s consistently one of the company’s bestsellers. Though some may scoff at a beverage whose distinct color is rarely, if ever, found in nature, our recommendation is to try it. One sip, and you’ll forget all about the “joy of cola.”

Microbreweries

Benjamin Franklin, framer of the Declaration of Independence, is attributed to this famous quote: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

That being said, is it any wonder that the Valley, with its close proximity to Franklin’s adopted hometown of Philadelphia, is a veritable mecca of microbreweries? Who could resist a brew called “Blithering Idiot Barleywine?” Or how about ”Easton Pale Ale?” Brewmeister Dan Weirback concocts this and other award-winning beers at the Weyerbacher Brewing Company, his homey English-style microbrewery and pub and a favorite among local hops lovers. And yes, Easton Pale Ale is back by popular demand.

Also in the Valley, and conveniently near the LVS office, is the Bethlehem Brew Works, one of the downtown’s most popular restaurants for beer connoisseurs. Drawing them like moths to a flame, the Brew Works’ trademark lagers and ales, including “Steelworkers’ Oatmeal Stout,” fully complement the menu of beer-infused culinary creations. And what better time to try the breweries than the month of July, also known as American Beer Month?

Yocco’s Hot Dogs

Philly’s got Pat’s Cheese Steaks. Chicago’s got Morton’s. We’ve got Yocco’s.

It’s not fancy inside any of “The Hot Dog King’s” five Lehigh Valley locations, and the constant stream of people lining up to order multiples of the famous encased treat couldn’t care less. We’re talkin’ a handful of hot dog heaven, here, dressed any way you want it. Whiney nutritional nuts who obsessively question the origin of hot dogs need not apply—a true Yocco’s fan asks for his or her puppies with everything, including the indefinable sauce that has only added to the culinary myself and regional legend of the brand over the years. Next time some wiseacre sneeringly asks you where hot dogs come from, just tell ‘em, “Yocco’s, you Emeril Lagasse-watchin’, outside-the-Valley weenie!”

Gigs & Jigs

The State Theater

Brought back from the dead by a group of volunteers from Easton who wouldn’t let the area’s most beautiful theater die from the same neglect that killed many such vaudeville-era theaters, this jewel in downtown Easton’s crown is thriving. Since its renaissance in the late 80s, the State has played hosts to entertainment luminaries ranging from Gloria Estefan to Wayne Newton, and celebrates its 75th anniversary this year. To commemorate the occasion, vivacious executive director Shelley Brown has booked acts that read like the baby boomers’ “Who’s Who” guide, including the Doobie Brothers, Jethro Tull, Ann Murray, Carrot Top and Travis Tritt. With membership on the upswing, shows selling out on a regular basis and major acts taking notice of the State’s trademark beauty and acoustics, the only bad seat in the house is the one outside.

Zoellner Arts Center

The 2001-2002 season marks the fifth year Lehigh University’s Zoellner Arts Center has been bringing world-renowned music and dance performers to the Lehigh Valley. This season’s lineup, which includes performances by Herbie Hancock, the Warsaw Philharmonic, Tap Dogs, and performances by Lehigh University music faculty, the LU Jazz Ensemble, and the LU Choir and Choral Union.

“Zoellner is the best thing that ever happened to the residents of the Lehigh Valley, as far as I’m concerned,” said Goldie G. Vass of Bethlehem, a Zoellner subscriber since the facility openened. “I really take advantage of it.”

Not just for adults, the Zoellner Center recently launched a children’s club—ZeeK!—designed to introduce children ages 5-12 to the arts. For a $10 annual membership fee, children attend five performances, meet performers, and receive invitations to Art Galleries kids’ events.

Cinema Paradiso

Sure, there are multiplex movie theaters all over the place, but they seem to only reserve space for the likes of David Arquette and Tom Green flicks (ugh!). So where do film buffs in the Valley go to find the critically acclaimed movies (i.e. those with a real plot) that they really want to see? Enter Easton’s Cinema Paradiso. Named after the 1988 film that won the Oscar for best foreign-language film, Cinema Paradiso features independent, classic, and foreign films for the avid moviegoer as well as film festivals, children’s films, and live programs. Much of the credit for the theater belongs to Marty Cohen, who purchased the former United Artists theater and transformed it into a true art-house that cities like New York and Philly should be jealous of.

Godfrey Daniels

Funky Godfrey Daniels is as enduring and endearing as a well-worn pair of Birkenstocks. Artistic Director, co-founders, and folk music impresarios Dave Fry and Cindy Densmore have maintained the 1960s Greenwich Village coffeehouse atmosphere of their 85-seat club while drawing sold-out crowds with nationally known artists like Tom Rush, The Bruce Katz Band, The Arrogant Worms and Zen for Primates. Valley favorite John Gorka launched his prolific, national touring career at Godfrey Daniels in the late 70s. The Bethlehem club’s laid-back quirkiness is also its strength—it’s member-supported, smoke free, and guests bring their own beer or wine. That’s assuming, of course, that they’d prefer spirits over the club’s delicious coffees and teas to wash down Godfrey’s house specialty, Cindy’s Apple Pie.

Allentown Art Museum

Founded in 1935, this privately-funded, member-supported museum in downtown Allentown boasts permanent collections of European and American painting, sculpture, and textiles by artists as diverse as Rembrandt and Keith Haring. Over 50,000 visitors a year come to the museum, which also features an average of 15 changing exhibits a year. This summer’s exhibits feature the work of Allentown artists Hans Moller, Navaho weaving,, and quilting. In addition, the art museum tries to integrate performing arts into its programming, in the past offering jazz brunches and an emerging masters recital series.

But don’t think that the museum is ultra-snobbish. In December, the museum opened Art Ways, an interactive children’s gallery that features hands-on exhibits and a weekly art project for children aged 4 to 12 and their parents. Called ARTime, the thrice-a-week activities are free with admission to the museum, and children under 12 are always admitted to the museum free. Best of all, everyone gets in free on Sundays.

Allentown Band

They may end every concert with “Stars and Stripes Forever,” but the Allentown Band—America’s oldest civilian concert band—plays more than just marches. Founded in 1828, the band performs a free series of concerts in Allentown’s West Park every year, featuring show tunes, orchestral works, and of course, a smattering of Sousa.

“I think it’s a treasure, that band, to be going all these years,” said Frank Kaderabek, retired principle trumpet of the Philadelphia Orchestra and one in a line of horn players who have soloed with the band through the years. Kaderabek puts the quality of the 60-member band—none of whom earn their living as musicians—on the level of the Detroit concert band. “Most of these people just do it for the fun of it, and they’re great.”

Lehigh Valley Chamber Orchestra

Founded in 1979 by violist Connie Heim-Stambaugh and cellist Janice Galassi, the Lehigh Valley Chamber Orchestra is a classical ensemble of about 40 professional musicians from the local, New York and Philadelphia areas. While the orchestra’s most familiar repertoire dates to the 18th- and 19th- centuries, Conductor and Music Director Donald Spieth has gained recognition for bringing 20th- century music to Lehigh Valley audiences.

“As a performing musician, whenever I need my soul refreshed with great music performed beautifully, I go hear the chamber orchestra,” said George Boyer, music director at Christ Lutheran Church in Allentown and the former music director at Allen High School.

In addition to performances in the Lehigh Valley, the chamber orchestra has given concerts at Carnegie Hall and Lincoln Center in New York City, as well as in Philadelphia. The chamber orchestra also performs school concerts and holds a pre-concert lecture series.

Martin Art Gallery

Tucked into the campus of Muhlenberg is an art gallery worth celebrating.

From Dali and Rockwell to Cassatt and Chagall, the Martin Art Gallery proves itself to be a high class gallery, seamlessly mixing works by the old masters with exhibitions by some of the college’s top student artists.

Housed in the Baker Center for the Arts, the gallery boasts an impressive collection of international works, including Francisco Goya’s Folly of the Bulls. In addition, the Martin also houses traveling exhibits, including a past exhibit by Lehigh Valley photographer, Lydia Panas.

The James A. Michener Museum

The Michener Museum in Doylestown is “the art and soul of Bucks County,” says museum director Bruce Kastiff, who asserts that if you haven’t been to the museum in recent years, you haven’t been at all.

“It’s a contemporary, young museum with all the amenities—a café and outdoor sculpture garden,” Kastiff says. But even more important is the art. Traveling exhibits have included the stunning photography of Alfred Steiglitz, and (currently showing) pieces by renowned woodworker George Nakashima. The permanent collection has been greatly expanded as well, thanks in part to the donation of a collection of works by regional artists of the Pennsylvania Impressionist School, an artists colony once located in New Hope.

Located in the old Bucks County Prison, a tour of the museum is accessible and practical for just about everyone. Says Kastiff, “It’s not a big, snobby, overwhelming place you can’t get through in a year and a half.”

Bach Choir

Mention Bethlehem to a musician and he or she invariably brings up the Bach Choir, said Moravian College music professor Larry Lipkis. “It’s one of the most venerated Bach choirs in the country.”

Besides being well-regarded, Bethlehem’s Bach Choir, which recently celebrated its centennial, is also the oldest Bach choir in America. The group got its start in 1898 when Moravian organist John Frederick Wolle—determined to perform Bach’s challenging “Mass in B Minor”—disbanded his Choral Union after its singers found the “Mass” to be too daunting. In 1900, Wolle led the Bach Choir of Bethlehem in the first complete United States performance of the “Mass in B Minor.”

Today the 110-member Bach Choir, headed by conductor and artistic director Greg Funfgeld, has performed across the country and in Germany. The Bach Choir has also released four recordings on the Dorian label, including the “Mass in B Minor” and “Christmas Oratorio.”

In addition to the May festival, the Bach Choir performs December Christmas concerts, a February family concert, and a spring performance of the “St. Matthew Passion.” They also perform for local schoolchildren as part of the “Bach to School” educational outreach program.

The Payne Gallery

Located on the Church Street campus of Moravian College, the Payne Gallery’s permanent collection focuses on 19th- and 20th- century art, including one of the largest bodies of work by 19th-century landscape painter Gustavus Grunewald, who in 1844, conducted the first oil painting class at the Moravian Seminary for Young Ladies. The gallery’s 20th-century collection focuses on American impressionists of the New Hope Circle such as Fern Coppedge, Daniel Garber, and W. Elmer Schofield.

Payne Gallery was originally a small women’s gymnasium, later becoming, the site of Moravian art department studio classes. Reconstruction began in 1982 after a gift from Priscilla Payne Hurd, who named the gallery for her parents.

Although currently closed for renovations, Payne gallery will reopen August 3 with the Smithsonian exhibit, “Drafting American 1800-1950—Technical Drawings from the Smithsonian.” The exhibit will feature drawings, models and patents for a broad spectrum of 19th and 20th-century inventions.

Allentown Symphony

Begun more than 50 years ago, the Allentown Symphony performs 12 concerts a year that feature classical music, pops, and performances for youth and families. In addition, the group holds the annual Schadt String Competition, an event that attracts young violinists, cellists and classical guitarists from all over the world who compete for a chance to solo with the orchestra.

The symphony also holds regular educational events such as brown bag lectures with conductor Diane Wittry and guest artists, master classes with some of the Symphony’s guest soloists, and an “instrument petting zoo” where children of all ages can try out instruments like the sousaphone, violin, flute and trombone.

The symphony holds its concerts in Allentown Symphony Hall, a 100-plus-year-old city landmark formerly known as the Lyric Theater. During the holidays, Symphony Hall is home to the only live-orchestra performance of “The Nutcracker ballet in the Lehigh Valley, performed by the Allentown Symphony and the Repertory Dance Theater.

Just Do It

Lehigh/Lafayette Rivalry

November in the Lehigh Valley ushers in that nation’s most played football rivalry—the annual contest between Lafayette and Lehigh Universities.

“Lafayette-Lehigh is a rivalry that truly transcends time,” said Chris Fowler, anchor of ESPN’s College GameDay. “Players are motivated by the love for the game and, perhaps, the hatred of their rivals.”

President of Lehigh University, Dr. Gregory C. Farrington says the contest, which has been played 136 times since the first game in 1884, draws alumni from both institutions and energizes both campuses.

“I’ve never seen two football teams play harder, with more determination,” Farrington said. “I suggested to my friend, the president of Lafayette, that we could save a lot of effort if he would just surrender each year—unfortunately he didn’t agree! Therefore, in the absence of unilateral surrender, we will have another football game this year—and it’s going to be great fun.”

High School Football rivalries

If you’re not aware that some of the greatest rivalries to grace the gridiron reside right here in the Valley, than chances are, you don’t get out much from August through January.

Around here, pigskin is king, and local teams will fight tooth and nail for bragging rights for the year. So here’s a look at some hot contests for 2001.

Easton and Phillipsburg are a traditional favorite, holding the record for the longest running rivalry between high schools in the Valley. Since 1916, these two arch-enemies have gone toe to toe; last years event finished with Easton winning the game 17-14.

Another fan favorite is the annual match up of Central and Becahi (for the uninitiated, that reads as Allentown Central and Bethlehem Catholic), who have duked it out since 1965. Until last year, the series was tied at 17 wins apiece, when Becahi pulled a 42-18 upset. No doubt that this season’s game will be full of emotion as Central seeks their revenge.

Other rivalries worth checking out are Allen v. Dieruff, Parkland v. Whitehall, and Bangor v. Penn Argyl. If you’ve never seen one of these games, you’ve never seen high-school football in the Valley.

Nazareth Speedway

“The world’s fastest mile” is also one of the motor sports’ most legendary venues. The original dirt track that spawned the current raceway propelled Mario Andretti to international fame, and a generation later, accomplished the same feat for his son Michael. Montoya, Mansell, Fittipaldi, and the top drivers in both open wheel and NASCAR racing have all taken on the tight turns for which the track is renowned and sometimes reviled. The Champion Auto Racing Teams (CART) weekend is the single biggest spectator sporting event in the Valley, and the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race on August 26 is as close to a motorized, modern-day gladiator battle as you’ll ever see. Track PR director Keith Green says,” If you’ve never seen a race, there’s no better place and no better time than now at Nazareth.”

Forks of the Delaware Shad Fishing Tournament and Festival

It’s shadadelic, baby, when thousands of anglers plop their boats and bobbers into the Delaware River every April to celebrate the return of the ornery but tasty fish. Next year will mark the 20th time that the festival will be held in Easton, and Mark Mulrine, chairman of the event, is expecting a big turnout, driven as much by the events surrounding the tournament as the competitive nature of the fishermen and women themselves. Even if you don’t know a swimming shad from a hanging chad, events like the “Doo Dah Parade”—kind of a Mardi Gras meets Aquaman affair—are worth the trip. The focal point for the event is, of course, the hotly contested tourney for the biggest shad. Last year’s winner took home about 300 bucks a pound for his 7- pound fish. And even if you’re shadless at the end of the week—a fairly common state for many guests—you’ll still love the closing cookout.

High School Wrestling

“The Lehigh Valley is a hot bed of wrestling,” says Ray Nunamaker, and after 34 years of coaching high school wrestling, he should know.

He credits the local success with talented wrestlers coming back to the Lehigh Valley as adults, promoting the sport and becoming involved with coaching.

Nunamaker, now a wrestling commentator for RCN, says he doesn’t know another area that produces as many good teams year after year.

“Since the 1980s, we started competing against the top national high school teams and found out we were as good—or better—and from there it just snowballed. This year, Easton High School was ranked in the top 10 nationally. Northampton and Nazareth are also in the top rankings most years.”

ValleyDawgs and Allentown Ambassadors

If you’re looking for non-stop sports action, the Valley is the place to be. Want to get a glimpse of the future stars of the NBA? You need look no further than the Pennsylvania ValleyDawgs. A member of the United States Basketball League, the Dawgs have been tearing up the floorboards of late, making it to the 2000 Northern Division Championship, and making a strong bid to get there again judging by the beginning of their 2001 season.

Coach Darryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins, says “we’ve been out in the community working with schools, churches, and athletic clubs in the Lehigh Valley and enjoyed meeting all the fans.”

The Ambassadors continue to offer top notch baseball in a family friendly environment. Not only has the team been a contender, making it to the Northern League Eastern division playoffs last season, but they have also had some of the hottest up and coming players on their roster. Need proof? This past off-season alone, 5 players from the Ambassadors signed with major league clubs.

Whatever your game, the Valley is sure to provide a great team for you to enjoy.

Skiing: Blue Mountain and Bear Creek

It’s a testament to both the business savvy and the enthusiasm of the owners of Blue Mountain and Bear Creek that, during some of the least skier-friendly winters of the past decade, their slopes were full of skiers and snowboarders enjoying what was often the only snow in the Valley. Man-made or otherwise, skiers rave about these two local resorts.

John VanAnden, an expert skier who frequents the ultra-challenging slopes in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, says the Valley’s Blue Mountain is his favorite “for the variety of terrain and conditions.”

Bear Creek is smaller and better suited for beginning and intermediate skiers, but what it lacks in vertical drop it makes up for in class, with modern, clean facilities and friendly staffers. In the off-season, both areas host festivals, mountain biking, and other events. Most oft-heard comment from newbies in the short life lines at either Blue or Bear: “I can’t believe this place is only a few minutes from downtown Allentown!”

Lehigh Valley Velodrome

Say the word “velodrome” to many people who live outside the Lehigh Valley and you’ll probably get “Wasn’t that a Mad Max movie?” for a response (that was Thunderdome, by the way). For the locals, however, they know that the Lehigh Valley Velodrome is one of the country’s largest venues for world-class cycling action. Nestled in the western portion of the Lehigh Valley in Trexlertown, the Velodrome showcases the world’s best cyclists—including Olympic champion Marty Nothstein—every Friday night from June through the end of August. The action at the Velodrome is fast, the price is affordable, and the cyclists are accessible. It’s like NASCAR, only without the crashes or fumes.

Ice Arena

Ice, Ice, Baby! Even when it’s a sultry 95 degrees outside, the Valley’s Ice Arena is a cool place to have fun.

The Lehigh Valley Ice Arena Complex in Whitehall houses two professional sized rinks, making it “the highest caliber arena in the Lehigh Valley,” according to owner Steve Camarano.

Why the size? Well, the arena accommodates both high school and college skating clubs, as well as adult hockey leagues and the swarms of people who love the challenge of balancing on thin steel blades atop a near frictionless surface.

Don’t know anything about skating? That’s fine, jus come willing to learn! Ice enthusiasts of all ages can skate freely or take lessons in figure skating, ice hockey and speed skating. Instructors at the arena include professionals who have coached figure skating students to national and international tournaments, and hockey students to NCAA division play.

“Local students have the opportunity to travel overseas—to Russia, the Alps and Great Britain—and we have hosted hockey and figure skating students from Russia and Denmark.”

Philadelphia Eagles

Since 1996, the Philadelphia Eagles have held their training camp at Lehigh University, much to the delight of Lehigh Valley fans and local businesses.

Greg Schulze, Lehigh’s Athletic Director, says their presence generates about $3 million in incremental revenue from the influx of fans traveling to the Lehigh Valley—people purchasing food, gas, merchandise, and staying at area hotels. “We have been very well received by the people of the Lehigh Valley, says Eagles’ executive vice president Joe Banner. “We’ve had enthusiastic crowds on a daily basis and it’s no secret that the entire Eagles organization ahs been extremely pleased with the facilities, the people, and the overall set up at Lehigh over the last couple of years.”

The club’s 2001 training camp will be held July 26 through August 17 with daily practice sessions open to the public and free of charge.

Senior Open

Few events have focused the spotlight on the Lehigh Valley like the U.S. Senior Open, the premier event for golf legends like Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, and Chi Chi Reodriguez.

Bethlehem’s own Saucon Valley Country Club has the distinction of being the only course to have hosted the Senior Open twice in the tournament’s 21-year history.

David Chmiel, editor-in-chief for the now defunct Senior Golfer magazine summer it up this way: “Saucon Valley Country Club’s Old Course is a perfect match for the United States Golf Association and the return of the U.S. Senior Open. It’s unceasingly beautiful, possesses tree-lined fairways, wrist-spraining rough, and contoured greens slicker than a campaign-year politician. The club, hosting its fifth U.S.G.A. championship, is a 700-acre oasis born in 1920, in the shadow of Bethlehem Steel.”

Parkette’s Training Center

Quick, think gymnastics. Did you think of (A.) a spotlight-hogging, Romanian ubercoach who bear-hugs pixies? Or (B.) tough-as-nails Kristen Maloney and the Parkettes?

If you answered “B.,” congratulations: you’re a true Lehigh Valleyite. Thanks to 30 years of blood, sweat, and lots of adolescents’ tears, Parkettes founders and coaches Donna and Bill Strauss have built an inconspicuous Allentown gymnastic training center into a national power-house that generates mere children who can vault, flip somersault, and perform seemingly impossible gyrations with amazing ease.

One of them, Miss Maloney, does this with such proficiency that she made the 2000 Olympic team, where her courageous and gutsy performance said as much about the no-nonsense coaching approach of the Strauss’s as it did about her won indomitable spirit. For thousands of children who want to be the next Kristen, or who just want to have fun doing what kids do without risking broken necks and furniture, there’s no better place than the Parkette’s Training Center.

Celebs

Curt Simmons

Here’s a trivia question: Who did Hank Aaron say was the toughest pitcher he ever faced? Bob Gibson? Nope. Don Drysdale? Wrong again. For one of the best major leagues and owns an impressive career record of 193 wins and a 3.54 lifetime ERA, foiled many an illustrious batter in a career filled with circumstances the likes of which today’s major league players rarely, if ever, see. By 1950, three years after being signed straight out of high school, Simmons had become a force to be reckoned with sporting a record of 17-8, despite the fact that he missed over a month during the season for National Guard training. Later that season, while on furlough from the Army during the Korean War, Simmons was denied the chance to play alongside his teammates in the World Series. And if that weren’t enough for a up and coming pitcher to deal with, in 1953 Simmons missed another month when he sliced off part of his left big toe in an accident with a lawn mower.

But then again, he might not have ever become a pitcher had he taken the advice of Babe Ruth. The Yankee legend once managed an exhibition all-star game in which Simmons pitched three innings and later played the outfield, hitting a game-winning triple. The Bronx Bomber’s advice: “Forget about pitching and be a hitter.”

Chuck Bednarik

When you go to Lehigh University wrestling matches, there often will be an older gentleman in the stands cheering for the home team. At first glance, you might not be able to distinguish him from the rest of the crowd. Do a double-take, however, and you’ll probably realize you’re looking at a Valley legend.

Chuck Bednarik, a native of Bethlehem, is arguably one of the top defensive powers ever seen in the NFL. Perhaps best known for a potentially game-saving hit on NY Giant Frank Gifford, which not only kept Gifford out of the remainder of the game, but out of the following season as well, Bednarik earned the respect of his peers with his hard-nosed, tenacious attitude. Even today, athletes aspire to the work ethic set by Bednarik, who returned stateside after serving in the Air Force during World War II to make a name for himself as one of the last full-time, two-way players.

Yet, despite the accolades he earned playing football, wrestling is his favorite sport. “College wrestling is the best,” he told Rich Hoffman in an article for the Philadelphia Inquirer. “It’s my favorite…I’m a fanatic.”

Kristen Maloney

Kristen Maloney’s website biography lists sever of her “favorites,” from breakfast cereal to books and movies. Coincidentally, one of her favorite movies, “She’s All That,” could be the title of Kristen’s professional career.

A gymnast out of Pen-Argyl High school and the Parkettes Gymnastics Training Center, Kristen made a name for herself when she competed at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney.

Now attending UCLA, Kristen overcame both a stress fracture to her right tibia and surgery to her left shoulder in 1999 to earn her spot on the Olympic team. Since then, she has become a household name in the gymnastics world, both for her talent and her drive.

Kristen recently finished her freshman year at UCLA, helping her Bruin teammates to achieve their third NCAA title. Perhaps winning gold in Athens, Georgia is a precursor to the 2004 summer games in Athens, Greece?

Homer and Punkin

While the Valley is being recognized as en up and coming area to live, Homer Schneck and Punkin Miller like to remind residents of the region’s down home, Pennsylvania Dutch heritage. The duo perform their comedy routine on television commercials for local businesses; Ron playing the role of a dunce, and Homer countering as an old hayseed farmer, complete with coveralls, beard and straw hat. Both affect strong Pennsylvania German accents and play with simple humor.

Says the corpulent Punkin to Homer: “When I come down the street you’d better get to the other side.”

Replies Homer: “When you come down the street there IS no other side.”

The two are adored throughout the valley. “I’m amazed,” says John Donmoyer who players Homer. “People tell me they stop what they are doing to watch us on TV.”

With such highbrow lines as: “You can lead a horse to a drinking fountain, but a pencil must be lead,” these two rubes are sure to keep Valley residents in stitches.

Matt Millen

“I’m a football player. I’m a football person. That’s what I know. Some people say it’s shallow, but that’s what I’m all about.”

Those words speak volumes about one of the Valley’s most talented athletes, a man who still holds the record as the only NFL player to earn four Superbowl rings with three different teams.

Hokendauqua native and Bucks county resident Matt Millen has had a distinguished career as an NFL linebacker as well as a pro-football color commentator. Hired in January as the president and CEO of the Detroit Lions, Millen said the satisfaction from competing against others, whether as a player, coach or in the front office, cannot be replaced.

“There has been a part of me for years that had the desire to get back into the NFL from a team standpoint,” Millen says. “I really enjoyed broadcasting games on Sundays and Mondays, made a lot of great friends, and had great experiences but it always came back to the competitor in me that simply wanted to be on a ‘team’.”

Andre Reed

There aren’t too many people in this area who haven’t heard of Andre Reed. A Kutztown University alumni, and Dieruff High graduate, Reed began his incredible career in 1985 as the fourth round choice of the Buffalo Bills. His rookie season, where he started 15 of 16 games and was surpassed only by Eddie Brown and Jerry Rice for passes caught by rookies, set the tone for the accomplishments he would make throughout his time in the NFL. His numerous records, Pro-Bowl and Super Bowl appearances all but assured him of a place in Canton.

Interestingly enough, Reed is just one of several KU alumni who have made their mark in the NFL, among them John Mobley, Doug Dennison, and Bruce Harper. So the next time you attend a Golden Bears game, watch carefully. You could be looking at a future NFL star.

Jolly Joe Timmer

To the average person, mentioning the polka is akin to mentioning brussel sprouts. You’ll rarely find anyone who will admit to liking it. Thanks to Jolly Joe Timmer, though, closet polka fans in the Valley can satisfy their craving or this time-honored music.

The Jolly Joe Timmer Show is a regular on both WGPA and local TV stations. With his easy banter and audience participation, Jolly Joe’s shows fill a niche for lovers of the old world music, as well as providing a platform or up and-coming polka bands to showcase their talent.

For those who want to experience the music firsthand, Polkafest 2001 will be held on July 28th (the day before Polish Day!) at the Westgate Mall.

Ed McCaffrey

This, former Central Catholic High School standout has made himself into one of the NLF’s elite wide receivers. A two-time Super Bowl champion with the Denver Broncos, McCaffrey has become something of an icon in Colorado.

But in a time when many football players are recognized more by their run-ins with the law than anything else, McCaffrey stands out of his good deeds off the gridiron, including The McCaffrey Family Foundation, an organization established to help improve the lives of children through both educational enrichment and medical assistance, in conjunction with the Ronald McDonald House and Denver’s Children’s Hospital.

Just as noteworthy is McCaffrey’s “other” job, in which he has taken his business acumen and created his own line of foods. From Ed’s Endzone O’s and Rocky Mountain Mustards to Breakaway Root Beer and Eddie Mac & Cheese, McCaffrey’s products have become a big hit in the Mile High state, and made good use of that economics degree from Stanford.

Kathy Craine

“My parents referred to me as “Chatty Kathy” when I was a child,” she recalls with a smile in her distinctive voice. Chatty she may be, but WFMZ’s Kathy Craine has taken that attribute and built a career that many aspiring news anchors can only hope to emulate, though most would probably skip the ill-fated brush with a rebellious weather cube.

A native of Warren, Ohio, Kathy has made the Lehigh Valley her home for the past thirty years. “The folks here are homespun and down to earth, and by making a difference in their lives through my work, I’ve come to consider them part of my family.”

Michelle Marciniak

Even in a region that has launched its share of athletic stars, Michelle Marciniak’s burns brighter than most. The best female hoops player ever to grace the gyms of this region, the scrappy 5’10” guard was MVP in the Tennessee Volunteers’ 1996 NCAA final Four championship win over George, a game that probably had the highest viewer ratings among Valley residents in NCAA women’s basketball history. Sine lighting up opponents with her standout play at Allentown’s central Catholic High School, Marciniak has gone on to become of their premier players on the WNBA’s Portland Fire. Tough, smart and with a defensive style that sticks like glue, in a fairer world, Marciniak’s face would be gracing cereal boxes and athletic shoe commercials. But Valley fans may see more of Michelle in the not-too-distant future. Word has it she’s thinking about moving into collegiate coaching after an illustrious career and training at the foot of the master, Tennessee coach Pat Summitt.

Raymond the Amish Comic

“Cheese and crackers!” That’s as close to swearing as Raymond the Amish comic—certainly no Lenny Bruce—comes to profanity in his comedy routines, which he performs at small venues throughout Pennsylvania.

Still, the 42-year-old Emmaus resident, who was raised Amish, isn’t afraid to be a bit irreverent about the lifestyle of the Plain People.

“I cover everything from Amish horse and buggies to shopping in a city supermarket to relationships, kids, partying, preaching…anything and everything is fair game,” says Raymond, who declines to reveal his last name because “loonies” might invade his privacy.

His fun-poking probably isn’t a problem to his Amish kin because, well, they never go to see his show.

“The Amish aren’t your wild party-starters, but they do enjoy a ‘ha,ha,ha’ with the rest of the world,” Raymond says. “But for the Amish, the idea of going to a comedy club to be entertained is a lot of silliness.”

If you want to enjoy more of Raymond’s silliness or find his gig schedule, check out his fancy-pants Web site, www.amishcomic.com.

Mario and Michael Andretti

It’s almost unfair that one family contains so much talent, but since these two race drivers happen to be from the Valley, well, we’ll get over it.

Mario Andretti, voted “Driver of the Century” last year by the automotive press, has won everything worth winning in a racecar during his storied career. He’s parlayed his international fame and fortune into a successful career as a local entrepreneur (check out his wines!), and is a highly visible and gracious part of the local community service landscape. Son Michael is a motor sports superstar in his own right, and one of the most successful open-wheel drivers in history. Mario’s retired now, but can often be found cheering for the kid at CART events all over the world.

Is the borough of Nazareth big enough for two hometown heroes? Sure it is. Just don’t block the left lane on Rt. 22 when these guys are in town.

Larry Holmes

“The Easton Assassin” is larger than life. Not just in the figurative sense, though he is one of only a handful of people who can rightfully claim to have been the best in the world at his job. No, in the literal sense, Holmes is actually larger than most humans and even now, after the peak of Holmes’ successful professional boxing career, he is still an imposing physical presence.

He’s also an often-misunderstood family man who is fiercely loyal to his hometown of Easton, and even as he continues to fight as much for the love of the game as the huge paycheck, he’s built another life as an entrepreneur. As quick to say “yes” to community service as his legendary left jab, the 1978-85 IBF or WBC champ is a familiar figure at local fundraising events for a variety of charities benefiting local youth. Jaded sports-writers love to poke fun at Holmes’ repeated comebacks, but never to his face. He might poke back.

Marty Nothstein

Growing up a mile away from the Lehigh Valley Velodrome must have made quite an impact on Marty Nothstein.

The 1989 Emmaus High School graduate won Olympic gold in match sprint cycling at the 2000 games in Sydney, Australia. In the process, he also illustrated to the nation and the world that the Valley has long been a hotbed of talent for a sport that combines speed, a severely banked track, and, well, no brakes.

And while many people may think that winning gold at the Olympics would be the culmination of a career, Nothstein has other ideas. Not only will he be competing at this year’s world championships at the Lehigh Valley Velodrome, he has also begun expanding his repertoire to include training for road racing with the Lehigh Valley Wheelmen. Says Nothstein, “This is a test year for me—a building year. It’s not my main focus, but it may become my focus.”

In 2000, he won Olympic gold. In 2001, he was voted Father of the Year. Sounds like 2002 will give Valley residents yet another reason to cheer for Marty Nothstein.

Field Trips

Bogert’s Covered Bridge

Why were covered bridges covered? One 19th century wit allegedly responded, “The bridges are covered for the same reason womenfolk wear long dresses. It protects the structure underneath that is seldom seen but appreciated just the same.”

Even in this era of cyber-everything, we can’t seem to shake our fascination with covered bridges. One of the oldest in the nation is Bogert’s Bridge in Allentown. Built in 1841, the 145-foot span escaped a near-death experience in 1956 when it was slated for demolition after being damaged by a truck. Luckily, a group of concerned residents launched a “Save Bogert’s Bridge” campaign, convincing politicians to fund a restoration of the bridge as well to restrict it only to foot traffic—the “sole” reason we are able to enjoy it today.

Historic Bethlehem

“They have carried the Mechanical Arts to a greater Perfection here than in any other Place which I have seen.”

These admiring words were written by John Adams, visitor to Bethlehem in 1777. The settlement captivated guests like George Washington and Benjamin Franklin with its novel ways—from its unique communal way of life to its state-of-the-art industries.

More than two centuries later, the Historic Bethlehem district—among the oldest collections of continuously used buildings in the United States—draws tourists from around the corner and the world. The restoration of such landmarks as the Hotel Bethlehem, combined with modern amenities like the Bethlehem Commons and events like Celtic Fest have revitalized the downtown section, increasing the appeal for both families and businesses to relocate.

Crayola Factory

Admit it. You always wanted to see how burnt orange crayons were made. Not to mention brick red or robin’s egg blue. Thanks to the folks at Binney & Smith, you can—and you don’t even have to ask the teacher for permission. The Crayola Factory in downtown Easton offers a simulated “Factory Floor” experience, a fun-filled look at the history of the world-famous crayons, and even a Hall of Fame, which gives new meaning to the term “Wax Museum.” Colors that have been retired or that have attained near-legendary status are prominently featured here, while due deference is shown to “protest groups” that refuse to let the old shades die. One such group has a acronym as playfully colorful as the Factory itself—RUMPS, a.k.a. Raw Umber and Maize Preservation Society. Now that’s brand loyalty.

Martin Guitar

Bill Hogan, an Easton amateur guitarist, says he has four loves: “My wife, my two children, and a Martin guitar.” Unfortunately for him, the fourth source of his affection will remain unrequited for now. The Martin is a bit out of his budget at the moment. Interestingly—and hardly uniquely, among rabid Martin fans—Hogan isn’t at all offended by the fact that he’ll need to save up to fulfill his lifelong dream to own what Eric Clapton considers the world’s best acoustic guitar. The exclusivity is part of the charm.

Few brands of anything command that kind of reverence, and in the music world, well, let’s just say it’s a very rare occurrence. But thanks to Nazareth’s Martin Guitar, the Lehigh Valley can proudly say that it is home to the Steinway of guitars. Thousands of musicians of every caliber have made the pilgrimage to Nazareth to view firsthand the company’s legendary combination of technology and hand craftsmanship, as well as to tour the Martin museum.

Don’t get your hopes up about finding a bargain, though, just because Martin is close to home. The treasured instruments sell only through exclusive distributors worldwide at prices that can range from the mid-three figures to, well, stratospheric.

Burnside Plantation

Do your kids think apples grow on supermarket shelves and fresh-baked bread means snipping open a plastic package and punching a few buttons on the microwave? A visit to Burnside Plantation—a restored Moravian farm near downtown Bethlehem—can clue them into agricultural life before fast food.

Each year thousands of schoolchildren and adults visit Burnside’s 18th- and 19th-century farm buildings, including an 1841 barn with a horse-powered threshing wheel, and James and Mary Burnside’s 1748, salt box-style farmhouse. The plantation orchard contains four apple varieties known to be growing in the area from 1748 to 1848, and a large farm garden grows vegetables herbs from the same time period. July marks Burnside’s annual blueberry festival, this year on July 21 and 22.

The Baum School of Art

Need an outlet for all the creative energy you’ve found since reading this section? Try a class at the Baum School of Art. Founded in 1926, this center-city Allentown school got its start when its first instructor, the noted Sellersville artist Walter Emerson Baum, was hired to provide art instruction for 22 Allentown teachers. Today, the non-profit community art school’s study body has grown to include everyone from preschoolers to senior citizens who enjoy a variety of classes and workshops year-round. Taught by practicing artists, these courses range from computer graphics, sculpture, drawing, and painting to jewelry and metal-smithing, photography, illustration, and more.

Hotel Bethlehem

In times where too many city streets look like partial ghost towns, the urban restoration of the 78-year old Radisson Hotel Bethlehem has been a welcome change.

“We had a vision for this hotel including restoration efforts designed to bring the hotel back to its grand heritage,” said Bill Kirkhuff, General Manager.

That vision become reality when the hotel reopened in October 1999 after $4.5 million in renovation efforts incorporated modern day accommodations with the original 1922 characteristics.

Stabler Arena

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, and The Judds. Phill Collins, Live, and Blues Traveler. What do they have in common? They’ve all performed at Stabler Arena. In fact, so has Mary Lou Retton, Big Bird, and the Harlem Globetrotters.

Since Stabler opened its doors in 1979, almost 4 million people have enjoyed performance there. Located on LU’s Goodman campus, Stabler is also home to the PA ValleyDawgs, giving fans a chance to see great basketball in an arena that doesn’t give an empty feeling, like, say, Madison Square Garden. At Stabler they have a sense of being right in the midst of everything.

Dorney Park

“It grabs you from above, then takes you on a pulse-pounding, white-knuckle adventure through four breathtaking inversions.” This is how Dorney Park describes its new roller coaster, “Talon,” one of eight in the park’s line up of coasters.

Most parents in the Lehigh valley have made the trip to Dorney Park at least once. And while mom and dad don’t always return, the kids seem to find ways of re-visiting the park, year-after-year.

Funseekers get two parks for the price or one—Dorney Park with its rides, and Wildwater Kingdom with its water slides. Think your kids are too young? Try Camp Snoopy, an area of Dorney Park where parents can ride with their kids, specially tailored for smaller children.

Lehigh Valley International Airport

When planning to travel, why would you consider flying out of Newark or Philadelphia when the region’s most prominent airport is right here in our backyard? The Lehigh Valley International Airport has continued to grow over the years—it seems like only yesterday we knew it as A-B-E—and earlier this year, the airport set a new yearly record for itself after more than 1 million passengers traveled the friendly skiers through LVIA for 2000.

Sayre Mansion Inn

Most people wouldn’t think that former vice-president Dan Quayle and talk show sensation Montel Williams have much in common. Truth be told, most people would be right. But there is one thing that ties the two of them together: They have both been guests at the Sayre Mansion Inn, the historic, red-brick Gothic Victoria that dates its history in the Lehigh valley back to 1858.

Many dignitaries and celebrities, from Quayle and Williams to Senator George Mitchell and current Veep, Dick Cheney (before he came Dubya’s right-hand man), have stayed at the inn, located in Bethlehem. It features 19 antique-filled rooms and suites and retains much of the original architecture that Robert H. Sayre utilized when he built it. You just have to wonder, though if Quayle could spell Sayre correctly…

College Hill, Easton

So named for being the hilltop home of Lafayette College, that “other” top-notch engineering school in the valley, the Hill has a flavor all its own. Maybe it’s the view—take a gander south, and you’re awarded with a free show of the ongoing renaissance of Easton’s downtown architectural treasures. Not that College Hill is any slouch in the design department itself: in roughly a half a square mile you can ogle some of the finest Victorian homes this side of the Main Line, many of which have been restored to their original splendor.

A decade ago, the Hill was looking a little frayed around the edges, but now—thanks in large part to Lafayette’s efforts to put the neighborhood’s best foot forward to prospective students—it’s stylin.

1758 Sun Inn

“George Washington slept here.” While few places have earned the right to make that claim, the 1758 Sun Inn in Bethlehem was proud to have the 1st US Prez stay with them—along with John Adams, Samuel Adams, and Martha Washington.

“Visitors from all over the colonies stayed here—the food was good, the drink was good—it was a place for people to meet,” says Susan Barr, Executive Director of The Sun Inn Preservation Association.

Restored in 1982, the Sun Inn easily takes visitors back in time with period decorating and furnishings, a first floor museum, and their popular Colonial Christmas celebration.

Moravian Book Shop

In an amazon.com world, the Moravian Book Shop is bursting with personality and old world charm. Founded in 1745, this Bethlehem landmark draws shoppers from all over the world—with good reason.

In addition to diverse selection of books, including the hottest best sellers and up-and-coming local authors, the Moravian Book Shop offers everything from scented bath accessories to one-of-a-kind lamps and other unique home accents. Plus, the sop is a year-round source of traditional Moravian items like multi-pointed advent stars, trimmed beeswax candles, as well as hand-blown glass ornaments. And, if the way to your heart is through your stomach, be sure to check out the Moravian Book Shop’s vast selection of gourmet foods and candles and its tantalizing deli. It will be love at first bite!

The Liberty Bell Shrine

In 1777, Philadelphia was the nation’s capital and Allentown wasn’t Allentown yet, it was Northampton City. The Liberty Bell, which had rung with the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was ordered to be removed from the city and hidden while the capital was occupied by British soldiers, since the Brits were known to melt bells down to use the metal for ammunition. The Liberty Bell, as well as other bells from the area, were hidden in a crawl space beneath Zion’s Reformed Church at Church and Hamilton Streets in Allentown.

While the Liberty Bell returned to Philadelphia, its temporary home has been transformed into a museum and shrine, giving visitors a chance to get a first hand look at history as well as a chance to ring a replica of the bell.

Renninger’s Antique Market

It’s ok to be a shopaholic at Renninger’s in Kutztown. With just a little moola, you can find reasonably-priced treasures at any of the 200 indoor booths. The weekly event, which runs on Fridays and Saturdays, is a veritable fiesta for bargain hunters. Goodies include lamps, dolls, records, comics, sport cards, militaria, and more. When you’re done, reward yourself with yummies from the farmer’s market next door.

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WLVT & WDIY

“A major part of PBS’s mission is to educate, inform, and engage the public. We do that through programming, but also through forty to fifty workshops every year where we help parents understand how to use TV as a teaching tool,” said James Baum, who runs public television station WLVT. It’s also a way for Valley viewers to reconnect with the positive aspects of their community, through local news and public affairs shows like TEMPO!

For thirty-five years WLVT has been an essential part of the community and a mainstay for aficionados of the opera, the ballet, and the street with the big yellow bird. Similarly, WDIY has been providing top notch public radio in the Valley since 1995, when they become the region’s first and only listener supported, community owned and operated radio station. Shows like Acoustic Electric, Blue Monday, and Good Clean Fun showcase music that is hard to find on a typical top-40 or light-rock playlist. In addition, WDIY recently received a Sound Partners for Community Health grant, which will allow them to train young people in radio reporting and production.

Stone Farmhouses

Amidst the rolling farmlands and open spaces, the Lehigh Valley and neighboring Bucks County have the greatest number of 18th-century stone farmhouses anywhere in the country.

“These historic building are elegant reminders of the past,” said Lyle Rosenberger, director of the Historic Preservation Program at Bucks County Community College.

In demand since the 1930’s stone farmhouses have been sought out as investments, retreats or romantic connections to the past by celebrities and wealthy families.

Rosenberger says while the demand for these homes is still great, there are only so many of the originals to go around. However, some diehards contract developers to build new, upscale stone houses designed to reproduce the original feel.

One such historic landmark, originally build in 1835, was the home of Pearl Buck, Pulitzer prize winner and first woman to win the Nobel Prize for literature, who lives in Bucks county for 38 years until her death in 1973.

Rodale Press

Publishing information internationally on healthy, active lifestyles to an audience of over 20 million readers, Rodale is known locally for providing a mindful health-and family-oriented work environment.

In 1999 and 2000, Fortune magazine named Rodale one of “The 100 Best Companies To Work For” with 65% of that decision base don anonymous, in-depth employee survey results including questions on work benefits, environment, and culture.

“It is truly exciting to know that our employees feel the Rodale family values and traditions, that J.I. Rodale established over 70 years ago, are alive today,” said Ardath Rodale, chairman and CEO. “We are honored to be among the elite companies.”

Hometown Movie Theaters

When it comes to the silver screen, the Lehigh valley offers proof that bigger isn’t always better, as a host of old-fashioned single-screen movie theaters operate successfully beside those mammoth modern multiplexes which are more theme park than theater. For a glimpse of the splendor of yesteryear, be sure to take in an evening performance at the Roxy in Northampton, so you can enjoy the theater’s impressive marquee lit up against the night sky. The Emmaus Theater offers its own unique combination of first-run movies and nostalgic charm. And for that old-time cinema flair, it’s wroth getting to the Boyd in Bethlehem a few minutes early so you can see the opulent red velvet curtains slowly open across the screen as the house lights dim.

The budget conscious needn’t worry either, as in many cases, this classic ambience is accessible at retro prices!

Easton Heritage Day

Described as a celebration “of the People, by the People, and for the People,” Easton’s Heritage Day—this year on July 8—continues to be one of the area’s premier events for getting a sense of local history in a way that’s much more fun than reading your average social studies book. Celebrating the city’s revolutionary history, the festival includes the reenactment of Robert Levers, who, 225 years ago, presented one of only three public readings of the Declaration of Independence from the steps of the Easton courthouse.

Think your kids could use a boost in their history grade? From live milita encampments and revolutionary exhibits to music and storytelling, this event has what history Robert Rabinsky called, “an interactive education that can be conveyed more effectively outside the classroom.”

Even folks who aren’t history buff will find lots to enjoy at this heritage fete. Live entertainment, food, a duck derby and a late night fireworks display are just a few of the attractions on tap for their celebration.

Bethlehem Works

There are few such innovative urban-industrial renewal projects anywhere in the country as the one going on in our own backyard. The Bethlehem Works is becoming a multi-use cultural, recreational, educational, entertainment, and retail development on the 163-acre site of the old Bethlehem Steel plant in the heart of Bethlehem. Perhaps one of the biggest headliners to this project is the National Museum of Industrial History, a 330,000 foot museum highlighting the country’s industrial heritage, made possible by an affiliation with the Smithsonian Institute.

Bethlehem Works already boasts the Discovery Center of Science and Technology, and will accommodate a 262-room, full-service hotel, the John. M. Cook Technology Center, an incubator for high-tech start-ups; a family fun center, and up to 175,000-square-feet of retail space.

The project will also create 2,500 fulltime jobs an produce an additional $70 million each year in tax revenue. But more importantly, it will form the heart and soul of a new Bethlehem.

Local Hospitals

Talk about an embarrassment of riches. Where else but in the Lehigh Valley will you find four award-winning hospitals, of all which feature world-class acute care as well as outpatient care facilities? Lehigh Valley Hospital and St. Luke’s are recognized nationwide for excellence in cardiac care. Sacred Heart and Easton hospitals have firmly established reputations for community-centered care supported by leading-edge technology and Good Shepard is known for it’s experienced rehabilitation staff. Though each has a distinctly different character, all four of the hospitals share a dedication to patient care, and have so far avoided the kind of cutbacks that have affected the service levels at many beleaguered hospitals around the country. Combined, they employ 12,000 healthcare professionals and support staff, pump millions in free medical services into the Valley, and are among the most highly visible supporters of community service agencies. In the Valley, the doctor is always “in.”

Location! Location! Location!

Anyone living in the Lehigh Valley knows they reside at the center of an incredible area. New York is only a short commute for world and play. Broadway is a mere hour and a half drive, as in Carnegie Hall, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and of course, Yankee Stadium.

But it’s not just New York. In a mere hour, you can sink you teeth into an authentic, gooey Philly cheesesteak or run up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, a la Rocky Balboa. Or maybe you’ve been dreaming about a weekend up in the mountains, away from work and the kids? Hop in the car, and in just over half an hour, you can be soaking up nature’s splendor in the Poconos.

Moravian History

The real history of Bethlehem starts in 1741 with a small band of Moravians that, according to that city’s keepers of such historic knowledge, settled on the banks of the Lehigh River near Monocacy Creek. The settlers must have immediately begun putting those electric candles in their windows and installing the famous battery-powered Moravian Star on every porch, because when Moravian patron count Nicholas Ludwig von Zinzendorf visited from Saxony, Germany, he immediately christened the new settlement “The Christmas City.” Such historical irreverence aside, Zinzendorf and Co. initiated what has become one of the centers of Moravian religion in America, highlighted by “the Moravian Mile” in downtown Bethlehem. Starting at Main Street’s north end, the mile offers spectacularly restored 1700’s architecture, the Moravian Theological Seminary, the charming Moravian book Shop (operated by the Moravian Church since 1745) and the Moravian Museum.

Mack Trucks

No matter which side you support in the great canine-feline intelligence debate, if you live in or around the Lehigh Valley you’re sure to have a special place in your heart for the Mack Bulldog.

In 1905, Allentown was chosen as the home of main manufacturing operations of the Mack Brothers Motor Car Company. In 1970, Mack moved their world headquarters to Allentown, and today, the area also boasts the official Mack museum.

According to the Mack Trucks Website, the most popular myth surrounding the Bulldog claims that it was a pet belonging to company founder, Jack Mack. However, the bulldog symbol didn’t come along until many years after Mr. Mack left the company, officially becoming the company trademark in 1922. The idea of the bulldog can be raced to World War I and the Mack AC model truck, known for its blunt, snub-nosed hood, and its rugged, dependable performance—much like its four-legged counterpart. The Bulldog hood ornament was patented in 1932 and has been the finishing touch of Mack vehicles ever since.

Area Colleges and Universities

Those who want to further their education will find ample opportunities in the greater Lehigh Valley, which boasts more than a dozen institutions of higher learning.

Lehigh and Northampton Counties alone are home to a half-dozen small, private liberal arts colleges and universities—Lehigh and DeSales Universities and Moravian, Lafayette, Cedar Crest and Muhlenberg colleges.All these schools confer undergraduate degrees, while Lehigh, DeSales and Moravian—as well as Kutztown University, Albright College, and Alvernia College in Berks County—offer graduate programs in fields such as business administration, engineering, nursing, information systems, and education among others.

In addition to the typical post-high school undergraduate experience, many area schools offer the option of studying part-time, often through evening or Saturday classes. One example is DeSales University’s (formerly Allentown College) ACCESS program, which for nearly 25 years has offered flexible accelerated courses—some in 8- or 10-week cycles, others on weekends—to accommodate adults.

Blocher once said that learning was not a spectator sport. He’s right. In the Valley, it’s a lifelong adventure.

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